Sexy Suzy
Sexy Suzy
Verse 1:
Suzy fell asleep one night
after having too much to drink
She woke up an hour later
and didnt know what to think
Looking in the mirror
she saw everything had changed
No flesh, bone, blood, hair,
fingernails remained.
Her reflection showed she had a box
that contained her CPU
She had a big monitor,
a mouse and a keyboard too.
When her boyfriend saw her
he said he did not like it one bit.
Nor did he like it a byte,
a megabyte, or a gig.
Transition:
Oh, boyfriend, she said,
think what you may.
But pretty soon I know
Ill be hearing you say:
Chorus:
Oh Sexy Suzy,
Let me stroke your keys.
Oh Sexy Suzy,
May I click your mouse button please.
Oh Sexy Suzy,
Your user interface is hot.
Oh Sexy Suzy,
Let me show you the programming skills Ive got.
Verse 2:
Well see about that, her boyfriend said.
Right now lets get some sleep
Her boyfriend lay down in bed.
Suzy shut down with a beep.
In the morning boyfriend thought
Hey last night was not so bad.
For once she didnt steal the sheets
or push me off the bed.
For breakfast boyfriend had toast,
Suzy had electricity.
Then together they downloaded
Shareware for Suzy.
Im sorry for doubting you,
this is the most fun Ive had in years.
Why have I been wasting time with girls who have
eyes and noses and ears?
Oh Sexy Suzy,
Let me stroke your keys
Oh Sexy Suzy,
May I click your mouse button please.
Oh Sexy Suzy,
Your user interface is hot.
Oh Sexy Suzy,
Let me show you the programming skills Ive got.
